I’m aware of the controversy surrounding the guy. I don’t actually know if they made any additional changes to the dialog or anything, but this quest dialog cracked me up when I ran the 1-10 Panda area again for the second time.
He’s referring to Aysa Cloudsinger, a female Panda who practices a separate Pandaren discipline. You can see her in the above shot meditating on a pole.
I know full well the problems ailing this poor Panda.
I mean seriously! How does one Panda tell another Panda that they got a fine tail without be construed as a creeper, right?! What’s a Panda to do?! I wouldn’t even know how to pick up a Panda. But his concerns do seem to be valid. Mention her looks, and Aysa thinks Ji’s an instant creeper. Mention her forms and stature, and she’ll go “oooookay.”
It’s okay Ji. I got some ideas for you.
- “I like the way your fur glistens in the sunlight.”
- “Your tail is well groomed.”
- “You smell beertacular.”
- “How about you and I get together privately and… meditate?”
- “I’ll show you my martial arts techniques if you show me yours.”
Heh, I don’t know. I wish I knew the answer to this question! Can anyone help a Panda out?
“If I said you had nice palms, would you quake them against me?” …. no, that won’t work.
“Your eyes remind me of the starry sky after a night of drinking Green Tea and a keg of Beer” … nope.
“Hey baby, wanna yoga?” BOOM! Problem solved.
😉 Joking, naturally.
“You got some nice looking kegs.”
@mattuzzi “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by your beauty. What, no those kegs were there already. Yeah someone else drank all three. Well, I mean, sometimes people leave three empty kegs sitting beside me… anyway, you are intoxicating baby – HIC!”